Calculators
Interactive calculators that turn a vague feeling into a specific, mildly upsetting number. Move the sliders and find out.
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Discord Server Health Calculator
Is your Discord server alive or terminally ill.
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Crypto Bro Recovery Timer
How long until you stop yelling about it.
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Aesthetic Compatibility Calculator
How matched is your taste across the apps.
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Lurker Coefficient
Ratio of stuff you read to stuff you post.
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Group Chat Importance Score
Diagnose your most active group chat.
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Reddit Karma Half-Life Calculator
How long until your karma is irrelevant.
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Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Time Estimator
For when you "just check one thing".
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Online Chaos Meter
How chaotic is your online life. Numerically.
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Productivity Destruction Index
Your office hours, ranked by chaos.
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AI Addiction Score
A formal reading of how much you ask the bot.
