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Are You Chronically In Tabs Or Closed?

Tab hoarders vs. tab closers. Pick a side.

5 questions · about 60 sec

Streaming Decision Paralysis Score

For evenings spent picking, not watching.

2 inputs · instant result

Online Dating Burnout Score

Time to delete the apps for a few weeks.

2 inputs · instant result

Notification Anxiety Score

Buzzing is bad for you, statistically.

1 input · instant result

Attention Span Calculator

What is your attention span actually, in seconds.

2 inputs · instant result

Doomscroll Guilt Score

A formal verdict on your last evening.

2 inputs · instant result

Screen Time Guilt Calculator

A guilt index calibrated to your weekly average.

2 inputs · instant result

Inbox Bankruptcy Predictor

How close are you to declaring email bankruptcy.

1 input · instant result

Is Your Phone Trying To Kill You? Test.

A formal threat assessment.

5 questions · about 60 sec

How Chronically Online Are You?

A 90-second diagnosis of how much the algorithm owns you.

5 questions · about 60 sec

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Inbox Bankruptcy Predictor

How close are you to declaring email bankruptcy.

1 input · instant result

Are You Locked In Or Locked Out?

Are you cooking, or are you cooked?

5 questions · about 60 sec

Cursed Image Caption Generator

A caption for the picture you should not have saved.

Unlimited rolls · copy & share

Or go browsing

Two old film reels

Lost Media Database

Films, ads, pilots and tapes that vanished from the internet.

11 entries · searchable

Aerial view of a circular hedge maze beside a lake

Reddit Rabbit Holes Index

Subreddits engineered to ruin your night.

11 entries · searchable

An hourglass resting on stones

Online Time Wasters Ranked

A leaderboard of the most reliably hour-eating sites on the web.

12 entries · searchable

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