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Side Project Excuse Generator

Type a thing. Hit generate. Get something stupid and shareable.

Hit generate to see the magic.

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Click generate as many times as you want. Each result is a copy/share button away from going in your group chat.

How this generator works

Press generate and it builds a result from 3 sentence patterns and a built-in vocabulary — over 1,296 combinations in total. Leave the boxes empty and it picks the words for you; type something in and it uses yours instead.

An example of what it makes

I am pivoting from group chats to group chats but for goblins.

Every result can be copied in one click, and rolling again never repeats the line you just had. It is free, unlimited and needs no account.

Common questions

Is there a limit on how many I can generate?

No. Roll as many times as you like — it is free, needs no account and nothing is stored.

Can I use my own words?

Yes. Type into the boxes and your words are used in place of the built-in vocabulary. Leave them blank and it chooses for you.

Can I use the results anywhere I like?

Yes. Anything it produces is yours to copy, post or ignore.

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